A Contractual Marriage with the Best Leading Actor

Xi-ge, Don’t Kill Me (3)

Bai Qi fumbled around the hood of his down jacket and took out a fluffy light-yellow woolen hat.

【???】

【What type of wizardry is this?】

【I used to do that too when I was in school, putting packets of tissues, bottles of water into the hat of my jacket.
It saves effort, saves trouble.】

Bai Qi stood on his tippy toes and placed the fluffy hat on Xi Chengyun’s head.

Shang Guang was looking at them through the monitor: !!!

OHNO Xi-ge’s hairstyle! His hairstyle!

Other people can never touch Xi-ge’s head!

“This way, the worms won’t fall on your hair, hehe,” Bai Qi said.

Xi Chengyun raised his hand and touched the hat.

He didn’t own many pieces of clothing with such… lively colors, or anything fluffy either.

Xi Chengyun didn’t need a mirror to know that the fluffy hat didn’t suit the way he was dressed at all.

He looked down towards Bai Qi and met with Bai Qi’s beautifully clear eyes.
His eyes were deep-set at just the right amount, and due to this, this made him look pure, with a touch of affection.

Xi Chengyun didn’t take the hat off.
He raised his hand and helped flip up the hood of Bai Qi’s down jacket, and placed his hand on the top of Bai Qi’s head.

【HAHAHA, I’m laughing my ass off.
Zhou Yanfeng: I should be at the bottom of a car, and not here right now 】

【Zhou Yanfeng: So I deserve to have bugs falling on me?】

【Best Actress Fu, quickly, give him a hat!】

【Fu Chunying: Don’t CUE me, don’t bother me.
I’m happily sippin’ my tea 】

Believe it or not, Fu Chunying and the rest were actually eating melons* at that moment.

*Eating melons (吃瓜) is an Internet slang used to describe ‘by-standers’ or onlookers humorously.
The term used for this group of people is “melon-eating masses” (吃瓜群众).
Melon in ‘melon eating crowd’ actually means ‘melon seeds’.
In a forum, people often spoke and discussed issues, and then a group of people gathered around to talk.
At this time, buildings and screens will be built and the screen will be painted: ‘melon seeds are sold in the front row’.
These people will munch on these melon seeds.

There were honeydews in the greenhouse with fruits.
After Wu Jun plucked it, he bit into it after, and a crack appeared.
He continued to break it open along the crack, and the ripe honeydew burst open on its own.

“Smells so good,” Yang Yiru smacked her lips and said.

In the end, Bai Qi never got to meet the big green worm.
Perhaps all the unluckiness had befallen onto Zhou Yanfeng.

Bai Qi picked some strawberries, filling up a basket of them.
He hugged the basket in his arms and happily on his way out of the greenhouse with Xi Chengyun.

The audience in the bullet-screen comments were drooling.

【Bai Qi is so f*cking amazing! I wanna eat some too wuwuwu】

【Xi-laoshi has free access to all the fruits temporarily because he has a Bai Qi.
God, I’m so envious!】

20 minutes later, the rest of the guests came out of the greenhouses.

The fresh produce was heavy, so they didn’t linger around and went straight back to their lounging areas.

When they left, Zhou Yanfeng didn’t forget to spout, “Tomorrow, just you guys wait when you guys need to eat meat.”

Bai Qi walked into the small wooden cabin.

On the other hand, Xi Chengyun replied without turning around, “Do you know how to kill sheep?”

“…” No, I don’t.
F*ck. Zhou Yanfeng thought.

It was getting late.

Bai Qi made a simple vegetarian meal using the simple stove in the small cabin.

Sweet and sour vegetarian fish, eggplant wrapped in lettuce, dry-fried mushrooms… It was quite a hearty meal.

The audience began to drool again.

They both had their meal early on, while the other guests were still worrying about what they should do about their dinner.

Bai Qi rubbed his belly and moved to take off his pants.

【Is this something I deserve to see? *Drools*】

【Don’t kill me Xi-ge, I’ll make sure to pay after watching】

Xi Chengyun was shocked when he turned around, his eyelids twitching.

There was an electric heater in the small wooden cabin, but it was nothing against the cold air leaking in from all sides.

Bai Qi had two pairs of pants on.
He took off the outer pair and huddled himself in a corner of the bed.

He guessed that the quilt was made from this year’s new cotton, it was very warm.

Bai Qi watched as Xi Chengyun drained the dishwater away.
He took off the rubber gloves, his fingertips were slightly red.

After he saw that, Bai Qi hurriedly patted the side of the bed and said, “Come come!”

Look at how sweet I am!

Xi Chengyun stood there for a second before walking towards him.

Oh, but he didn’t take many steps, since the cabin was so small.

He had long legs and was almost there within a huge step.

The audiences were extremely excited.

【Is Xi-laoshi going to take off his pants too?】

Xi Chengyun turned over and looked in the direction of the camera.

【Xi-laoshi, don’t be like this.
We’re all close friends ahhhh!!!】

Bai Qi snuggled in a corner, and he looked extremely well-behaved.
Without waiting for Xi Chengyun to turn off the camera, he asked “What should we do?” He said that while looking a little troubled.

All their phones had been taken away, but it was only 8.41 p.m., there’s no way they’d be able to fall asleep.

Bai Qi smacked his lips.
“During the ancient times, there was no WIFI, no electricity.
What could you do in bed so early? Make babies?”

【Such suggestive words!】

【Xi-laoshi: It’s not impossible… 】