A Warrior Exiled by the Hero and His Lover

el superior.

If I had known things would be like this, I would have first gotten the sacred sword, given him some of the credit and then thrown him out.

The carriage was swaying all the time.

”Hey, how far is it to the temple? ”

”We ’re almost there. ”

This place is very far away.
We would have gotten there faster walking.

Who was the idiot who thought of coming by carriage?

Damn it…
It was me.

”Sir, we ’re about to arrive in the city.
Shall we stop by in case you want to buy something?

”Yes! We need to eat! ”

The gluttonous Nei exclaimed at the top of her lungs without consulting us first.

Aaagh.
What an annoying woman you are, Nei.

Just being near you depresses me.

The carriage entered the city and stopped at a suitable place.

”This place looks great! ”

”What do you say, Sain? ”

”I think it ’s okay.
If you ’re hungry, I won ’t care. ”

”Oh, this place has a strange smell. ”

We entered the restaurant and placed an order.

Everything on the table were dishes I had never seen before.

Insects fried in oil.

A river fish with sharp fangs.

Roasted arm of something with three fingers.

Eyes floating in a red soup.

Is this Northstar ’s food?

”It ’s surprisingly good.
This worm is crunchy. ”

”Ew. ”

Nei is capable of eating anything.

I lost my appetite when I saw Nei chewing on those insects.

It is decided.
Nei will be the next to go.

Soara and Lisa are eating bread and salad.

I should have played it safe and ordered bread and salad as well.

”Why isn ’t Sain eating? ”

”Ugh. ”

However, I have no choice but to put up with it and eat it here.

I am a hero trying to make a name for myself in history.

I can ’t be afraid of this kind of thing.

”This is the temple of Northstar. ”

”It still houses the sacred sword. ”

”Fuuuu, Fuuuuu ”

”What ’s wrong with Sain? ”

”…Don ’t talk to me right now. ”

My stomach has been upset for several hours.

If I ’m not careful, something inside me will come out, and it won ’t be anything good.

But this is no time to get sick.
I have something to do.

I ’m finally here, and there ’s something I want to check right away.

I don ’t know if I will be able to pull out the sacred sword.

No…
I should be able to do it.

This time I feel like I ’m going to make it.

I placed my hands on the door and pushed it.

”…………. ”

”What is it, Sain?

”Open the door. ”

”Are you nervous? ”

Don ’t make a sound.

I am concentrating.

If I don ’t distribute my power properly, it could be catastrophic.

All right, I ’m ready.

Let ’s do 70% in the hips and 30% with both hands.

*Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo

The door opens smoothly.

My force distribution was correct.

”Fuuuuuuuuuuuu ”

I can do it.

Once I have the sacred sword in my hands, I will leave here immediately.

I walked down the hallway to the large room.

There was a sacred sword nailed to the pedestal.

”Come on, Sain. ”

”You ’ll get it this time. ”

”You can do it.
You ’re the hero. ”

I walked slowly as the three girls were cheering me on.

It was a long way to the pedestal.

Ugggh.
You are a hero, don ’t let your emotions leak out.

I ’m getting there.

Just a little more…

It won ’t be long now until all this suffering is over.

I managed to reach the pedestal and place my hands on the sword.

”Hm?! ”

”Fuuuuuuuuuu ”

”What are you doing, just get it out at once! ”

I was making force but the sword did not come out.

My stomach hurts so much, it feels unfair.

”Is something wrong with you Sain? You have a lot of sweat on your forehead. ”

”Yes, your face is very pale. ”

”If you don ’t feel well just say so, I can help you. ”

”Idiot, stop!!! ”

Nei grabs my arm.

And the sword came out with a jerk.

”Ah…. ”

As soon as the sacred sword was pulled out, a large amount of something else also came out.
(poop)

Suddenly, everything felt right….

My mind went completely blank.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.