After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase

lling his expressions.

Zhu Yao took several photos and threw the phone back to Jiang Dao.

“Choose two and post on Weibo, don’t forget.” After he finished speaking, he got up to leave, and warned again.
“Don’t eat too much dessert, or you’ll gain weight.
Remember to exercise!”

“Oh, got it… I’ll run two more kilometers tonight!”

After sending Zhu Yao out, Jiang Dao returned to the dining table, picked up his mobile phone, and randomly picked a photo to post on Weibo.

Then he buttoned up the screen and began to concentrate on the freshly baked egg tarts.

Who knows, before he finished eating the egg tarts, Zhu Yao called.

“Go to Weibo and reply to Tang Yao and Chu Yinlong’s retweets.” Zhu Yao’s voice sounded a little tired.
“Be polite, say thank you, and interact with them.”

Jiang Dao was confused.
Hanging up the phone and opening Weibo again, he was stunned by the large numbers of forwards and comments.

After a moment, he sighed helplessly.
Following the notifications, he found his original post, and Chu Yinlong and Tang Yao’s retweets in the hot comment position.

“I thought Xiao Dao could only eat, I didn’t expect to cook [surprised]” – this was Tang Yao’s evaluation.

“It looks good.” – Chu Yinlong was as concise as ever.

It was probably because these two popular actors took the lead, Lu Yun, Yi Bailu, and Zhou Wei also commented:

Lu Yun: “Xiao Dao, can you really eat so many desserts? Your agent won’t get angry? Unlike me, I’m willing to help you share these calories [drooling]”

Yi Bailu: “Ah! Egg tarts!! I haven’t eaten egg tarts for a long time [cry] [cry]”

Zhou Wei: “Can I go to your apartment for a meal?”

After that, a series of comments with “V”1aka verified signs followed.
Jiang Dao didn’t know any of them, so he didn’t bother to read them.
However, under the comments of Tang Yao and Lu Yun, many people asked whether Jiang Dao would appear in the next issue of “Come on, eat!”.

Jiang Dao recalled that when the recording ended, the staff seemed to mention that the show would be broadcast in mid-June.
Following the rhythm of sharing a preview in advance, indeed, the news of his participation will be released this Saturday.

Therefore, these people suddenly and collectively forwarded his Weibo2aka his post.
Think a Chinese version of Twitter are probably laying some early groundwork for the show.

After thinking for a moment, Jiang Dao replied in turn according to Zhu Yao’s request:

“Thank you for the praise, Brother Yao.
How can you eat, but not cook.”

“Thank you for the praise.”

“Thank you for the praise, Brother Lu.
I’ve already chased my agent away.”

“Thank you for the praise, Sister Bailu.
If I have the opportunity, I’ll make some for you.”

“Thank you Weiwei.
Welcome anytime.”

Mission accomplished!

Jiang Dao closed Weibo and continued to enjoy the egg tarts.

He didn’t know that, because of his five almost identical replies, a new round of excitement soon exploded on Weibo.

Some fans of Chu Yinlong took screenshots of these five replies, put them together, and added the title “The World Where Only Brother Long Is Perfunctory” to make rare fun of their idol.

At first, everyone saw this picture but laughed and thought it was funny.
But then things slowly changed.
Some people began to accuse Jiang Dao of being perfunctory because his reply to each senior turned out to be the same “thank you for the praise”.

After that, some began to gossip and say that Jiang Dao did not respect Chu Yinlong, because he did not “name and thank” Teacher Chu.

Immediately afterwards, some accounts even dug up the clip of Chu Yinlong reprimanding a new actor on the set, and misinterpreted it word by word onto Jiang Dao, criticizing vase artists like Jiang Dao.
Jiang Dao must’ve been scolded like this by Chu Yinlong when recording “Come on, eat!”, and held grudges and disrespected his senior.

It is conceivable that under the provocation of such accounts, the fans on both sides quickly began to fight, and the originally harmonious comment area suddenly became cloudy.

…

Chu Yinlong turned around and kicked.
After finishing the tenth set, he waved to his sparring partner, he ended today’s training.

He returned to the field, picked up the towel to wipe his sweat, and took the electrolytes handed by the assistant: “By the way, are we going to Xingyao Media tomorrow?”

The assistant nodded: “A driver has been arranged.”

But Chu Yinlong said: “No need for so much trouble.
Drive my car, pick up Xiao Dao, and go directly to the airport.”

“Okay.” The assistant responded and added.
“This season of Taoyuan, the conditions are relatively difficult.
Do you want to prepare some of your own ingredients?”

Chu Yinlong had no problem with this: “It’s fine.”

When he finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something and asked, “Is there an oven over there in Taoyuan?”

The assistant was stunned, then shook his head.
“No.
As far as I know, they only have an iron pan… Oh, and a homemade grill, which can only cook relatively simple dishes.”

“Got it.” Chu Yinlong looked a little disappointed.
“Okay, you can prepare any ingredients you think are necessary.”

After speaking, he picked up the phone from the table and clicked on Weibo.

Seeing Jiang Dao’s reply below his retweet, the corners of Chu Yinlong’s mouth twitched slightly.
However, soon, the faint smile on his face gradually disappeared, and his brows inadvertently wrinkled.

“Pay attention to Jiang Dao’s Weibo.” Chu Yinlong suddenly instructed the assistant.
“If there is any rhythm between him and me in the future, let me know as soon as possible.”

When he saw that Chu Yinlong’s expression was wrong, the assistant’s face became perturbed.

Hearing this, he immediately stood up straight.
“Okay! Uh, do you need to contact the public relations department?”

Chu Yinlong waved his hand.
“Just notify me.”

After saying that, he closed Weibo and opened WeChat.
After finding the chat that hadn’t been opened since becoming friends, he sent two messages to it.

…

At the same time, Jiang Dao opened the vibrating phone and read the message from Chu Yinlong:

“I’ll pick you up tomorrow, remember to bring some of the egg tarts you made.”

“It’s okay if they’re cold.”

Jiang Dao: …

Silently glancing at the baking pan with only a few crumbs left, Jiang Dao scolded angrily in his heart.

This Chu Yinlong is specially here to pit him!

 

I want egg tarts…

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1aka verified2aka his post.
Think a Chinese version of Twitter