I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Shu Zhe first went to the washroom to wash off the lipstick I smeared on his face. He began to haggle over the price immediately upon his return.

The more he revealed, the more he wanted to be paid. I only planned on paying him ¥200, so in the end he chose the least revealing outfit.

A laced chiffon blouse, a miniskirt, plus a pair of white dance shoes feminized Shu Zhe completely.

The outfit was one of our stores goods, but I cant remember the name or when we bought it.

But I personally feel its an outfit thats full of life. SinceSouthland Berries is the representative for our store, we cant always be uploading revealing photos (not that Shu Zhe has anything he could even reveal). Why not go back to the basics and show daily life pictures of Southland Berries. It could make this fictional person seem more realistic.

Its strange. Ever since I decided I would change the Lipstick Balloons to Compassion Balloons, and decided to donate 10 to the specials needs school, Ive gained more enthusiasm for making money. Ive also felt less guilty for deceiving the customers with a trap. Is this the same principle as corrupt politicians donating to charities?

No wait, Im still better than corrupt politicians because the money Im donating is actually being put to good use!

Shu Zhe walked out elegantly from behind the screen as Southland Berries, wearing a brown wig, dance shoes, and evenly-distributed lipsticks.

Even though the lipstick was still a tacky red color, the way he applied it made him seem more fashionable and flirtatious.

“Its pretty easy since I sometimes help Xiao Li apply lip balm.”

Enough! I thought this outfit would seem fitting as everyday clothes, but it looks flirtatious after being worn by you! Its no different than the Japanese high school girls who do enjo kōsai!

Shu Zhe admired himself in the mirror for a while before sitting at the edge of the bed and placing a balloon next to my mouth signalling me to begin taking pictures.

Although I know Shu Zhe is male, I cant help but admit that her alluring red lips touching the balloon along with her attracting outfit produced shocking photos.

“Not bad, right?” Shu Zhe walked over to admire the photos. I suddenly became conscious of the fact he was still wearing the spiderweb underwear he change on earlier. The entire female outfit made him seem even more feminine, even his voice could be passed off as genuine.

If this was the first time I met Shu Zhe, I would refuse to believe he was a male.

It was the voice…. of a man. He didnt have an Adams apple yet sounded as if he did have one. No one would believe it was a beautiful woman based on the voice. It was the first time I was disillusioned about women as a child.

In contrast, Shu Zhe is 100% a fake, but he could give beautiful memories to many young men.

Then, I took a couple more shots of Shu Zhe and wanted to pick the best shots, but then my phone rang.

The caller display said it was Su Qiao, so I picked up. “Hello.”

“Uh… Xiao Ye? Im downstairs but wanted to ask if you had ginger, garlic, and scallions. If not, I can head to the supermarket and buy some…”

“No need.” I said, “I already said you dont need to buy anything. I have all the ingredients in the fridge, but Im just lacking someone to cook, so come on up.”

I hung up and looked at Shu Zhes puzzled face before I realized something was wrong.

I looked at my watch and it was only 7. Su Qiao came half an hour earlier and was heading up towards my unit! So that means Shu Zhe is trapped in my house.

How would I introduce Shu Zhe to Su Qiao? If I said he was my classmate, Su Qiao would assume Shu Zhe is my girlfriend. His cover would be blown if they had a conversation. It would already be disgusting for me if we were mistaken as a couple.

And how would I introduce Su Qiao to Shu Zhe? Shes neither a relative or a friend, so its weird for her to come all this way just to cook for me. If Shu Zhe goes home and gossips to his sister, then wouldnt my reputation drop again?

I didnt have much time to think, so I made a decision: I couldnt let the two of them meet.

Thus I grabbed Shu Zhes hand, pulled him to the entrance and began pushing him out the door.

“Bro Ye Lin, what are you doing?” Shu Zhe brown hair bounced up and down as fear covered his face.

“I have a sudden guest coming over, so you have to leave.”

“Wearing… this? Are you trying to kill me?”

“Dont worry, I guarantee you wont be recognized. Its too late to change your clothes anyway.”

Shu Zhe was a bit happy when I guaranteed no one would recognize him.

I took his mens shirt and pants and stuffed it into a bag and threw it at him.

“If you move fast, you might even be able to get home before your sister.”

“What? What if shes already waiting at home, then wouldnt I be caught red-handed?”

“Then you can change on the way home. Didnt you say you wanted to eat fast food, how about you eat some first then borrrow their washroom…”

“Theres no way I…. would go and order food wearing this.”

“Hurry up and leave. You can call a cab, Ill reimburse you.”

I shoved him from the back. As he heard footsteps coming closer from downstairs, he could only sigh:

“You always bully me, how come I dont see you treat others like this.”

Thats because you have the worst character among all the people I know! It feels like Im enacting justice every time I hit you.

“Um.. the call earlier was a young woman, right? If youre in such a rush to chase me out, then is she perhaps a rumored…. call girl?”

Have you ever seen a call girl also cook and do laundry?

“Since you currently manage the online stores money and youre also living alone, its reasonable to have these thoughts…”

Can you understand it that easily? Havent you called me your brother-in-law? Is it understandable for me to invite a call girl to my house?

Shu Zhe continued to explain:

“But you can only do it while you havent married my sister and it has to be kept a secret. If you did it after marriage, you will definitely die.”

I dont need you to warn me. If I married your sister, why would I still go find a call girl? Why would I go eat kimchi after eating a banquet?

Shu Zhe helplessly walked down the stairs. He would definitely bump into Su Qiao, but its fine as long as they dont meet in my house.

Today Su Qiao was wearing a sling top with skinny jeans. She dressed up carefully before she left, but maybe its because of the insomnia, but she seemed tired.

Even though Ive already stressed she didnt need to to buy anything, she was still carrying a basket of fruits.

“The girl from earlier…” Su Qiao looked downstairs, “Shes beautiful, is she your neighbour?”

I feigned ignorance: “I dont know, never seen her before. Maybe she came to the wrong floor.”

I invited Su Qiao inside. When she took off her shoes and wore slippers, I noticed she painted her toenails red.

“I came a bit earlier cause I was afraid you would be hungry. Do you have an apron I could borrow?”

I embarrassingly pointed at the dirty apron that no one used or washed in half a month.

Su Qiao wasnt picky and put it on. She selected a few ingredients from the fridge and headed into the kitchen.

I sat in the living room and watched the girl who had previously hurt me work hard. I didnt feel really feel apologetic compared to when the class leader cooked for me.

But it was clear Su Qiao went through a lot of hardships as a child. Other than practice acrobatics, she must have done a lot of housework too. I can tell her kitchen skills werent developed overnight based on how she handles the wok.

A girl older than me by three years wearing a dirty apron with a long braid brought me back the sense of a normal and ordinary daily life.