Maybe a Fake Gintama

kes that pet.” Shinpachi sighed softly.

“Humph, Kagura-chan, I’ll give you a task.
Kill that strange penguin.
The champion must be ours!” Kawaki said fiercely, “The Half-Life Limited Edition can only be mine!”

“Understand-aru!” Kagura said as she raised her umbrella at Elizabeth.

“What are you doing Kawaki-san! Stop messing around!” Shinpachi quickly hugged Kagura.

“Ah? I seem to have heard your molar talking just now? What’s going on?” The host was confused.

“Ah, it’s actually similar to the screaming chicken,” Kawaki said blindly.

“I see,” The host turned his head to Katsura again, “Katsura, what exactly is a Space Captain?”

“In summary, a captain in space,” Katsura replied.

“Huh?” The host was a little confused, but he continued, “You will fight with Sadaharu over there.
The winner will participate in the finals.
How are you confident?”

“That’s just a bigger dog.
Taro from my hometown is also that big.” Katsura glanced at Kawaki and said.

“What did you say! Damn Zura!” Gintoki was not happy when he heard it, “A penguin monster like you, you can turn on the tap in my hometown, and a lot of it will flow out!”

“Who believes you! Don’t tell such unbelievable lies!” Shinpachi shouted in a low voice, “Also, you are a molar now! A molar!”

“Well, I seem to have heard your molar talking just now…” The host frowned and looked at Kawaki.

“Oh, that ah that, it’s just a screaming chicken molar stick with a computer chip added,” Kawaki said in all seriousness.

“Well, let’s start the competition!” The host opened his hands as he spoke.
“It’s time for self-demonstration!”

The audience applauded.

“Then in the first round, please fully show your charm! Although it has been repeated many times, please judge with a unique and biased attitude! Then, first of all, please have a humanoid screaming chicken with a computer chip.
The Sakata family!”

As soon as the host finished speaking, Kawaki was already impatient.

“Sadaharu! 720 degrees turn in the air! Come on~!”

After Kawaki shouted, he saw Sadaharu directly jump into the air.
Like a somersault, he spun twice in the air and landed successfully.
If there was an accident, it was Gintoki who was still in Sadaharu’s mouth.
As Sadaharu fell to the ground, Gintoki was also heavily thrown to the ground.

“720 degrees turn to the right, again!”

Following Kawaki’s command, Sadaharu jumped into the air again.
After two turns on the side, he landed again.
Of course, there was also Gintoki…

“720 degrees turn to the left! Again!”

…

“720 degrees turn to the back! Again!”

…

“I can’t bear to watch anymore…” Looking at Gintoki who had fainted a long time ago, Shinpachi covered his face, “As expected, Kawaki-san is also a natural S…”

“Go, go, go, go, Sadaharu!” Kagura praised and looked at Katsura, “Have you seen it-aru? This is the result of the special training!”

“Results? Stop joking!” Katsura snorted, “Sadaharu has been trembling from the beginning until now! It’s like saying [If you don’t follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is not the right thing to do with pets at all.
The way we get along! …”

However, Kawaki did not listen to a single word.
Instead, he walked off the stage and grabbed a piece of photography equipment before rushing onto the stage again.
He gave Kagura, Sadaharu, and Shinpachi a series of fierce shots.

“Kagura-chan, look a little more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for the award speech?”

“Shinpachi, you too! Relax, it’s just like the last show when you won an award!”

After Kawaki finished speaking, Shinpachi really took out a crumpled piece of paper.

Shinpachi was about to start reading, but he was interrupted by the host.

“What are you guys doing?! The competition hasn’t ended yet!” The host reminded, “Elizabeth has just finished showing her talent! The judges haven’t started to score!”

At this time, Kawaki, Shinpachi, and Kagura turned their heads to look.
They saw that Elizabeth was holding a brush, and there was a painting in front of her.
To be precise, it was an abstract painting.
With the setting of the sun and the humidity of the air, it could be Katsura and Elizabeth.

“Let’s make it clear beforehand, I hate abstract painting.” Kawaki had a disdainful look on his face.

“No one asked if you like it or not!” The host was on the verge of collapse, “Then, I would like to ask the judges to give the two pets points.
But I have to say, both pets are very outstanding!”

After saying that, the score of the two teams was quickly displayed on the scoreboard.

Sadaharu 500: Elizabeth: 500

“Haha, it looks like they are really evenly matched.” The host sighed again.

“What kind of joke is this! How can that kind of tamed beast compare to our family’s Elizabeth! Look!” Katsura pointed at the painting, “These lines that are filled with tension! The characters with plump expressions! And the emotions that Elizabeth displayed! That is nothing compared to that… Ah!”

Before Katsura could say anything, he was slapped over by Kawaki.

Kawaki turned his head and smiled at the host, “Then, hurry up and start a new round of confrontation!”