Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 93 – The So-Called Celebration…

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“Destroy my work! Even my younger brother can’t be forgiven!” Otae replied fiercely.

“What! I never said those words!” Shinpachi shouted, “Can you listen to people? It’s all Kawaki-san’s conspiracy! I was implicated! Am I really going to be killed today?! I really don’t want to be killed! My life has just begun!”

“Stop, Shin-chan! It won’t hurt, it will be over soon!” Otae shouted.

“No! Absolutely not! What do you mean by it will be over soon? Forget it; you don’t have to explain.
I don’t want to know at all!”

…

“Hey, Gin-chan, they seem to be very happy-aru.” Kagura said, pointing to the crowd that was chasing after Shinpachi, “Let’s go play together.”

“No, no need!” Gintoki said and then turned to look at the snow sculptures that were no longer guarded, “Don’t you think this is a good opportunity? If we destroy all the snow sculptures while everyone is not paying attention, then doesn’t the championship belong to us? Even that pervert can be the champion! Because there is no competitor! “

“Oh! Shinpachi is actually thinking like this-aru!” Kagura seemed to have finally understood.

(Shinpachi: I have never thought so!)

“Yes.” Gintoki nodded, “This is Shinpachi’s strategy! So we can’t let Shinpachi’s painstaking efforts down! After the competition ends, we can buy a bunch of flowers in front of Shinpachi’s grave to comfort Shinpachi’s spirit in heaven.
He will also be happy for us in heaven!”

(Shinpachi: Hey! Enough you two! When did I go to heaven! Don’t give people the impression that I’m going to die!)

“Kagura! Let’s work hard together before we are discovered!” With that, Gintoki and Kagura secretly destroyed Katsura’s work first.

By the time the two of them went to destroy the next work, Katsura’s work had become a pile of ordinary snow.

…

“Hey, what are you doing?” Gintoki asked Kawaki.

“Ah,” Kawaki noticed that the person had come and responded.
Then, he looked at his statue and said, “I want to destroy it, but I feel that destroying my own statue is a bit… After all, it seems quite handsome…”

“Handsome my ass!” Gintoki shouted.
At the same time, he jumped up and kicked Kawaki’s statue over, “That’s it! This is already the eighteenth work I destroyed!”

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“AHH—!!” Kawaki screamed and covered his head, “My head! My body!”

“Bullshit! Didn’t you want to destroy this statue?!” Gintoki retorted.

“That’s what you said, but I feel that it’s a bit of a pity.” Kawaki sat on the ground, looked at the ruined snow sculpture, and smiled.
He then looked at the Hyakka members who were chasing after Shinpachi.
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he said softly, “But they are also really impressive, which really annoying~.”

“Ah? What did you say?” Gintoki was puzzled.

“Nothing.” Kawaki stood up, “It seems that this farce is over.
I should go back to play my new game.”

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and prepared to leave.

At this time, Gintoki shouted at Kagura, who was far away, “Kagura, how many have not been destroyed?”

“Only this one is left-aru!” Kagura replied.

Only then did Kawaki notice that all the snow sculptures had disappeared

…

At this time, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura stood in front of the last snow sculpture.
The entire sculpture was made according to Gintoki’s one-to-one ratio.
Of course, some places were beautified and stretched, such as the face and legs.

“Hey, hey, are you serious? Even I can’t bear to destroy this.” Gintoki looked at the statue in front of him and murmured, “It’s exactly the same.”

“…”

“The length of the legs seems to be different-aru.
The ratio of Gin-chan’s upper body to the lower body should be one to one-aru.” Kagura looked at Gintoki and then looked at the statue.

“Who are you looking down on?! Do you think I’m a dwarf?! Don’t look at Gin-san like this.
I’m like Shun Oguri in the Three Dimensional world! Both my legs and my popularity are extremely high!” Gintoki retorted loudly.

“But who did this?” Kagura asked.

“Look over there.” Kawaki pointed to a woman in the distant crowd who could smell the natto stink even here, “It’s obvious, right?”

“It’s a headache.
Even I can’t bear to break it…” Before Gintoki could finish, Kawaki had already picked up his umbrella and smashed the statue into pieces.

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“What are you doing?!” Gintoki roared.

“Didn’t you say you couldn’t bear to destroy it? I was just helping you~” Kawaki replied with a smile.

“Can’t you be a little gentler?!” Gintoki shouted, “You are definitely taking revenge! You are definitely taking revenge on me for breaking your statue just now!”

“Don’t mind so much-aru,” Kagura advised, “After all, all the participating works have been destroyed.
This time, even if it is our lewd…Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon can get first place! “

“Hey, did you just admit that your work was obscene? You almost said the truth, right? It must be very hard to change your words at the last minute, right?” Kawaki said expressionlessly.

“Now we can wait to announce the results of the competition.
The first place is already in the bag.” Gintoki said with a little joy, “Kagura, you can buy your favorite vinegar kelp if we get the bonus.
It is not a problem to buy a whole box of vinegar kelp!”

“That’s great-aru!”

“Why are you cheering for that kind of thing? Is vinegar kelp enough to satisfy you? Is the thing Uncle bought for you not good?” Kawaki retorted again.

…

“Hey, don’t chase after me anymore…” Shinpachi shouted while panting, “Everything he said has nothing to do with me! It’s all Kawaki-san.
the black-bellied man, idea!”

“You are still insulting Kawaki-sama! Glasses Boy, you really deserve to die!” A Hyakka member shot out several kunai in an instant, but Shinpachi dodged them in a flurry.

“Sisters! Kill him!”

“Oh!”

“I’m innocent! Can you let me go?” Shinpachi wanted to cry but had no tears.
However, the next moment, Shinpachi looked into the distance and stopped.
He pointed to the side and said, “Look over there…”

Everyone followed Shinpachi’s hand and looked over.
Only then did everyone realize that their works had disappeared…

“What’s going on!!!!” xN

…

Looking at the menacing crowd, Kawaki thought of an excuse for a moment.

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Kawaki slowly covered his face and cried, “It’s all my fault! It’s all my fault for not stopping that silver-haired naturally wavy hair! The whole thing has nothing to do with Kagura and me!”

The Hyakka members instantly surrounded Kawaki.

“It doesn’t matter! It’s not Kawaki-sama’s fault! Kawaki-sama must have tried hard to stop this from happening!”

“That’s right! We won’t blame you!”

“So, Kawaki-sama, please cheer up!”

“You…” Kawaki looked up at the Hyakka members.

“Even if the statue is gone, Kawaki-sama will always live in our hearts!”

“Hey, I’m is still alive.
Why did you make it sound like I am dead? It’s just that the statue is gone!” Kawaki retorted.

“In other words, the one who destroyed our work is that silver-haired naturally wavy hair over there who is picking his nose?” Otae narrowed her eyes and asked with a smile.

Looking at Otae, Kawaki swallowed a mouthful of saliva and then nodded heavily.
He was not lying.
Except for the Natto girl statue, everything else had nothing to do with him!

“Gin-san~ Can you come for a little bit?” Otae shouted at Gintoki with a smile on her face.

“Me?” Gintoki pointed at himself and stood up at the same time, “What’s the matter?”

Looking at Gintoki, who was getting closer and closer, Otae’s expression did not change.
She still had a smiling face.

But before Gintoki approached, Shinpachi, who the crowd had tied up, finally spat out the snowball that was stuffed by someone and shouted, “Gin-san! Don’t come over! Run!”

“Run? What do you mean…” Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he saw Otae, who had already raised the big snowball, and immediately ran away.

“What the hell did you do! My Best Show Award… My Baagen-Dazs… Return them all to me!” As she spoke, Otae threw Snowball away.

“Return Kawaki-sama’s [Beep—]!” As they shouted, Hyakka members also rushed out.

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“Hey! What do you mean by returning my [Beep—] back?! When did my [Beep—] leave me?! Don’t shout such a meaningless slogan! The readers will misunderstand!” Kawaki shouted at the top of his lungs.

…

“Baagen-Dazs?” Gintoki stopped and twitched the corners of his mouth, “Hey, hey, what kind of joke is this? I thought there would be a big bonus and I worked so hard for half a day.
Smelly grandma! How dare you trick us!”

Gintoki picked up a large snowball from the ground and threw it out as he shouted.

…

Seeing everyone in a snowball fight, Kawaki sat on the spot and smiled, “This is how a real festival should be.”

“Hey, have you had enough fun?” Tsukuyo’s voice came from behind Kawaki.

“Hey? Tsu-chan? Where did you go? I haven’t seen you for thousands of words.” Kawaki turned his head and asked.

“I went to the supermarket and bought some things to prepare for the otaku health class,” Tsukuyo said while looking at the two big bags on the side that were bought from the supermarket.

Kawaki glanced at it and actually saw something like notebooks, cameras, and pointers.

“Are you still thinking about that?!”

“Let’s not talk about this first.
What’s going on with that?” Tsukuyo looked at everyone who was fighting a snowball war and asked doubtfully.

“It’s just a celebration…”

…

“Since no one gets first place, then everyone is first!” Tsukuyo announced to the Hyakka members, “So, The otaku body health care class will be held in this idiot’s room at ten o’clock tonight!”

“Why do you decide by yourself! I’m really angry! I’m really angry!” Kawaki shouted.

“Let’s make some preparations first!” As she spoke, Tsukuyo threw several kunai at Kawaki… then Kawaki fell to the ground.

…

Looking at Yoshiwara’s group, dragging Kawaki further and further away, Shinpachi fell silent.
Then, he slowly said, “Who… who will untie me…”