Spoil Your Wife Like Your Life Depends On It

Facing her Jiang Laien problem, Ye Kehuan was thinking about what to do.

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In that moment, she had an epiphany.

“It’s just that it’s too hasty, do you understand? What if the other party is greasy and their beer belly is big and round, won’t you vomit when you look at him?” Ye Kehuan stretched out her arm to make a round boss.

“I have seen the photos, that man has long arms and legs, and his face is delicate, and his clothes are thin and fleshy.” Jiang Laien replied.

“Among the four major sorceries in Asia, there is one called Plastic Surgery.
After a one-stop service, a face-life, big eyes, slimming arms and legs, anyone can grow like that.” Ye Kehuan waved her hand.

“That’s why I want to meet, and not be tied to the photo.” Jiang Laien raised her eyebrows.

It makes sense! Ye Kehuan choked.

“I just think that you are only in your twenties, so what are you being so anxious for at a young age?” Ye Kehuan changed the entry point hesitantly.

“Is there any specific relationship between a blind date, marriage, and age?” Jiang Laien raised a question.

Ye Kehuan held back for a while after listening: “If you get married now, what about your career? Are you worthy of those fans that like you?” Ye Kehuan blushed and thickened her face.

“Is there a conflict between marriage and career?” Jiang Laien asked rhetorically.

“Of course there is.
In case you meet some superb parents-in-law, they will make you have children after you get married.
If one is not enough, they will make you have two.
Then you won’t be able to take pictures of yourself.
Even if you like a script, you may have a hard time getting it, or why would people say that marriage is the grave of life?” Ye Kehuan’s thinking and logic were quite sharp.

At that time, the waiter pushed their dishes into the room, and respectfully put the dishes on the table one after another.

Ye Kehuan had no choice but to stop the conversation, her eyes following the waiter’s hand, and fixing on Jiang Laien from time to time, uncomfortable.

After the waiter left, Jiang Laien prepared a bowl of soup for herself and stirred it with a spoon: “I am not a fool to worry about this and that.
If I meet such a bad person, I can just break up without getting married.
After all, I would have to do all that before getting married, like seeing their parents.
It’s better to know them from the source.
But maybe I can meet someone who is particularly good and his family is also very good.
I have always had good luck.”

“Isn’t what I said still reasonable, in case you encounter something like that, won’t you be badly injured?” Ye Kehuan suddenly felt that the dishes on the table didn’t look good anymore.
“As a friend, I am doing this for you.
For your sake.”

“Then, as a friend, shouldn’t you encourage me more?” Jiang Laien took a sip of soup.

“I, I didn’t curse you for looking to embarrassment,” Ye Kehuan almost squeezed the chopsticks she had just picked up, “I just think when it comes to this kind of thing you need to be prudent and prudent.”

“Of course I know this.
It doesn’t need to be emphasized, but people can’t stop going out because there are murderers in the world.” Jiang Laien ended the topic.

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Ye Kehuan was speechless while playing with her cup.
After thinking for a long time, she said again: “Then go, it’s okay, I…”

“How are you?”

“I’ll go too!” Ye Kehuan slapped the table.

There was a puzzled expression on Jiang Laien’s face.

“I’m not going to grab a man from you, I’m not interested in that kind of animal.
I’ll check it out for you! I’ve been in love, I have experience, I can see through men!” Ye Kehuan completely forgot about herself.
That love affair of hers was just like playing house, it was not worthy of being talked about at all.

Jiang Laien didn’t understand Ye Kehuan at all.
Was she really just worried about what bad man she might meet?

Folding her brows and stretching again, Jiang Laien suddenly wanted to see what she was going to do: “Since you are so worried, then you can accompany me on the blind date and check it out for me.”

“Then I’ll be happy to say,” Ye Kehuan raised the bowl of soup in front of her, “Cheers!”

After looking at her with a foolish gaze, Jiang Laien put down her chopsticks in a daze, picked up her soup bowl, and touched theirs.

Ye Kehuan drank the soup, put down the bowl, wiped her lips with a napkin, and then looked at her: “When is it?”

“I’m not sure yet.
I’ll tell you when I know.” Jiang Laien’s voice and expression made it impossible for people to see what emotions they contained.

“Good.” Ye Kehuan nodded.

In the end, Ye Kehuan didn’t have the courage to say “Don’t go” directly.
Because she really didn’t know what right she had to say those words.

After returning to the residence, Ye Kehuan fell onto her bed and reached out and roughed up her hair twice.

What the hell? It turns out that Jiang Laien not only decided to go on a blind date, but she also wanted to go on that blind date a lot.

After venting, Ye Kehuan lay flat on her bed and put her hands on her chest, feeling that she was about to die.

No, she had to stop it all, and could not let Jiang Laien just marry and have children…

With a sigh, Ye Kehuan pulled out the script again.

Two days after the next morning, Su He told Lu Xun (Zhang Haotian) about Qi Luo.
At first, Lu Xun thought that Su He was joking.
Only the police knew that Su He had said something about Qi Luo.
Things slowly developed.

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And so, they also started a series of investigations with them on the things they found in that old community house.

She had to say that Chen Fei’s script was really well written, and Ye Kehuan had read it several times, whether it was related to her or not.

In the blind of an eye, half a month passed since the filming started.
Since the people who participated in the film were some very dedicated big names, their shooting schedules were also very reasonable, and the schedule was very busy, so the filming progress was very good.
It seemed that work would be done around mid-February the next year.

On December 31st, another snow fell on Chongyuan City.
Although the snow was not strong, it was still so cold that people stomped their feet.

In the crew, warm stickers and hand warmers had been flying all over.
Even so, they still couldn’t contain the erosion of the cold.

Although filming in winter was very torturous, the good thing was that Ye Kehuan found that her acting skills were growing by leaps and bounds.
However, she had such an excellent director and guidance, and there were so many excellent actors and actresses who played around her.
If she didn’t grow up, she would be a waste.

At present, the movie had captured the bizarre death of Song Yu, a popular actress from the same cast who once disagreed with Su He.
After Song Yu’s death, everyone in the same cast went to cooperate with the police to make a transcript.

After Ye Kehuan finished filming the part with the transcript, she had nothing to do with her day.

However, today was that day, so she still had things to do.

The date of Jiang Laien’s blind date! As soon as she thought of that, Ye Kehuan started to get upset again.

After returning to her residence with Jiang Laien, Ye Kehuan changed into a new warming patch and then knocked on Jiang Laien’s door.

As soon as the door opened, Ye Kehuan discovered that Jiang Laien had redone her sweet makeup, and was applying lipstick in the mirror.

“Why put on makeup again?” Ye Kehuan walked over.

Jiang Laien turned her head and looked at her for a while: “Aren’t blind dates supposed to be more careful?”

Suddenly, Ye Kehuan’s brain was struck by lightning: “Yes.”

Jiang Laien stood up, leaned to her ear, and asked softly: “Then what do you think about my makeup? Does it look good? Would men like it?”

More than just good-looking, she was a fairy descended to the world.
Her eye makeup made her look like a small deer, innocent and lovely, and her lips were so moist and shiny that she seemed to want to embrace her waist and kiss her brutally.

After thinking up a big lie, Ye Kehuan swallowed and waved her hand hurriedly: “I don’t think it will work.”

“Why?” Jiang Laien frowned.

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“Blind dates or something… Think, what if he superficially fell in love with your face, and then appeared very polite, hiding his dark side completely, wouldn’t you lose sight of his essence?” Ye Kehuan smiled.

“I’m a star, he already knows what I look like, right?” Jiang Laien looked at her.

“Yeah, but that’s you on the big screen.
What he wants to see is you under the big screen.
So we can create an ugly, badly dressed, and tanned under the big screen to meet him.
If he sees you so ugly and is still such a gentleman, then it means that the other person is still okay.
If he sees the ugly you and feels disillusioned and his face sinks, it means that this person is not good.” Ye Kehuan had a logical score.

Jiang Laien: “…So, what kind of makeup should I put on?”

Ye Kehuan glanced at the cosmetics on her dressing table and picked up a brush: “I’ll make it for you.”

“All right.” Jiang Laien looked at her suspiciously, really wondering if Ye Kehuan was really doing her best to help her blind date.

Within a few minutes, Ye Kehuan removed Jiang Laien’s makeup and began to apply it again.
This time, she didn’t apply foundation or cream.

Ye Kehuan used a brown eyeliner pen to spot some freckles on Jiang Laien’s face, and then swept out a plateau-red blush on both sides of her cheeks, and then took out a **** lipstick and applied it to Jiang Laien’s lips, using a bit to apply a corn whisker on her.

After some creation, Ye Kehuan nodded in satisfaction: “I think this should be fine.”

After Jiang Laien was transformed by Ye Kehuan, she almost had a myocardial infarction as soon as she looked in the mirror.
She really never thought that she could be so ugly.

It’s really… Unique, and quite unique…

Immediately afterwards, Ye Kehuan quickly created a set of clothes similar to that for Jiang Laien.
The two put on down jackets, masks, and hats, and set off for the blind date together.

“By the way, in order to verify whether he is machismo, we still have to do a few things.
If he asks if you can cook, you say no; if he asks if you like doing housework, just say you don’t like it; if he asks how many children you want, you just say that you don’t want any.” On the way, Ye Kehuan added.

“If he can’t accept it, he doesn’t have to think about me anymore?” Jiang Laien looked at her sideways.

If all blind dates were like what she thinks, they would be pornographic, right?

At 7:30 in the evening, the two finally arrived at the blind date–the second floor box of the “Sega” restaurant.

She saw that Jiang Laien’s blind date was really sitting there.
She had to say that when she saw him, Ye Kehuan felt nervous for a moment, and couldn’t help but set aside her abacus to calculate her chances of winning.

Because the other party looked exactly the same as Jiang Laien described, with a delicate appearance, and a lean body–a tall man with a suit and leather shoes.

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After Ye Kehuan and Jiang Laien pulled off their hats and masks, they both revealed explosive Chow-Chow faces, with freckles and plateau-red cheeks.

But the man on the opposite side still smiled at that, not only did he not show the slightest surprise, but also smiled and asked: “It’s cold outside, isn’t it? Would you like to order two hot drinks first?”

“I’ll just drink this lemonade.” Ye Kehuan glanced at the bottle of lemonade on the table and said lightly.

“Me too.” Jiang Laien smiled.

“Well, good.
Let me introduce myself first.
By next week, this Zhou will be Men Jizhou, completely surpassing him.” Zhou Yue laughed.
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“Hell, this is Jiang Laien.” Jiang Laien said.

“Hello, Ye Kehuan.” Ye Kehuan almost glared a hole through him.

“Miss Jiang, did you just come over from the crew? Filming is very hard, right?” Zhou Yue smiled slightly and asked.

“No.” Jiang Laien shook her head and smiled.

“Ah,” Zhou Yue smiled softly again, looking a little gay.
“I thought you came from the crew with your look.”

“No, this is what we really look like.” Ye Kehuan seized the opportunity and said.
“In fact, Laien and I are just like this without makeup, and we were born with explosive heads.
I wanted to take care of it today, but time was short, so please forgive us for coming directly like this.”

He shouldn’t be able to accept it now! After Ye Kehuan finished speaking, a smile appeared on the corners of her lips.

However, Zhou Yue looked at Jiang Laien with a smile and said, “It doesn’t matter; I think it’s unusual and cute.”

At that moment, there was a loud bang in Ye Kehuan’s head, and the smile on the corners of her lips gradually solidified.

 

The author has something to say: Ye Kehuan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

 

TL/N 

1 – There’s no way I can translate this.
I barely even know what it means.
Basically, he’s making a joke using surpass (Yue [越]) and saying that he overcomes himself every week (Zhou [周]).
I think.