Chapter 9 – Ways of suicide

 Emeilia  Novels  August 10, 2022 7 Minutes

  Learned the lesson from last time, this time Little Red Riding Hood was wearing casual clothes when she slept.
So when she will be teleported, any embarrassing thing like the sexy pajama will not happen again.
As for not wearing shoes, this…she will pay attention to sleeping with shoes on next time.

    The driver brother also learned his lesson and began to screen passengers as soon as the night fell.
He never carried any single woman wrapped in a blanket ever again.

    So when one person and one driver met again at a familiar place and at a familiar time, neither of them recognized each other.

    “Beauty, where are you going?” The driver elder brother asked skillfully.

    “No.
444 Paradise Road,” said Little Red Riding Hood, pulling out her phone from her pocket and preparing to scan Weibo for a while.

    “Why is this address sounds familiar?” The driver’s elder brother thought for a moment, and then he slammed on the brakes in horror.

    The car braked suddenly, making Little Red Riding Hood became unstable.
She fell forward between the two seats in the front row.
Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough to support herself with both hands.

    “Drive carefully.” Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t help complaining.

    The driver’s brother turned his head tremblingly and saw a familiar face.

    “You… came out again?” The driver brother didn’t dare to say the word “seeking death”.

    “You know me?” Little Red Riding Hood’s image of the driver brother is not as profound as the her influence on him.

    The driver elder brother shuddered immediately, oh my god, no matter how many rides I got, I will never forget about you.

    “No…no…don’t know.” The driver brother shook his head quickly.

    “Drive carefully.” Little Red Riding Hood didn’t care and just warned him again.

    “Okay…Okay.” The driver elder brother didn’t dare to be careless.
He was frightened and drove cautiously all the way.
He moved smoothly and reached the destination without wind, waves, or bumps.

    “It’s… it’s here.”

    “Arrived?” Little Red Riding Hood turned her head to look out the window, hey, arrived already? She immediately put away her phone, pushed open the door, and got out of the car, “It’s pretty fast.”

    “Whoosh!!!”

    A hot wind blew past her body.
When Little Red Riding Hood turned back, she only had time to see the taillights of the taxi.
She shouted responsibly, “I haven’t paid for the car.”

   Whoosh! and the car disappeared.

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    So there was another news on Weibo hot search the next day: the terminally ill woman with a knife appeared again.

    Bai Xue and Xiao Ming swiped Weibo again and laughed, patting the table while looking at Little Red Riding Hood who had a bitter face, and said, “If it goes on like this, I won’t wait for long, the police uncle will ask you for a tea soon.
“

    “For the sake of another wardmate, if you need a lawyer, I can give you a 20% discount.” Wu Ge kindly suggested.

    “Thank you but I don’t need it.” Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the bun depressedly.

    If it was said that she deliberately scare the driver last time, but what about yesterday? She did nothing yesterday??

    “Twenty percent off? No matter how many discounts you give her, Little Red Riding Hood still can’t afford you.” Xiao Ming said.

    “Are you so poor?” Wu Ge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with an unbelievable expression.

    All the savings were used to pay for the hospice, and Little Red Riding Hood, who had only a few thousand dollars left, could not refute for a while.

    What’s wrong with being poor, even if you are a local tyrant lawyer, you still have a terminal illness like me, no, you got it earlier than me.
Thinking this way, Little Red Riding Hood instantly recovered and continued to eat breakfast happily.

    “Your mission target committed suicide again yesterday?” Bai Xue asked.

    “Yeah.” Little Red Riding Hood said with a painful look.
“When I arrived yesterday, he was holding a fruit knife and was about to cut his wrist.
It hurts so much.”

    “Last time he jumped off a building, this time he cut his wrists.
This Brother Wolf from your family has a different way of committing suicide every time.” Xiao Ming also said.

    “It doesn’t matter if the method of suicide is different.
The question is how often he commits suicide.
Once a day, it’s hard to think about it.” Little Red Riding Hood complained.

    “Once a day is not too frequent.” Xiao Ming said suddenly.

    “Huh? Isn’t that frequent?” Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t believe it.

    The three collectively shook their heads.

    Little Red Riding Hood was shocked and panicked, what exactly happened during your mission?

    “I once had a mission target.
He committed suicide three times a day, and each time it was when I was about to have a meal” Xiao Ming recalled.

    “I also have one.
I just barely pulled her off the roof, and I managed to persuade her to stop.
Within ten minutes, she climbed up again.” Bai Xue also had the same experience.

    Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at the only Wu Ge who didn’t speak.
Hurry up, it’s your turn.

    Wu Ge’s eyes flickered, and he suddenly lowered his head to drink porridge.

    He didn’t want to say it, but it didn’t mean that others wouldn’t break the news, Bai Xue said in a very envious tone: “Among us, only Wu Ge is the most powerful.
He scolded a mission target who had been confronted by fire officers and soldiers for twelve hours.”

    “Shut up? That’s okay?” Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t believe it.

    “Of course, we can’t do it, but Big Brother Wu Ge is different.
When people are arrogant, he dares to scold them..” Xiao Ming adored it.

    Little Red Riding Hood was immediately in awe.

    “This is getting off-topic.
The reason we say so much is to tell you that the frequency of suicide is not the most terrifying, but the method of suicide is the most terrifying.” Bai Xue brought the topic back again.

    “How?” Little Red Riding Hood was puzzled.

    “Let’s put it this way, usually when a person wants to commit suicide, he will choose a suicide method that suit himself, such as jumping off a building, cutting his wrists, hanging himself, swallowing sleeping pills, etc…”

    Little Red Riding Hood felt terrified and panicked just listening to it.

    “If the first suicide is unsuccessful, it’s probably because the building is not high enough, or the wrist is not cut deep enough, the hanging rope is broken, and the dose of sleeping pills is insufficient…”

    Goddess, you don’t need to give every example, really.

    “Some people will wake up and stop committing suicide after experiencing the feeling of dying once.
Of course, this kind of person is not within the scope of our discussion.
What we want to discuss is the part of the decision to just die, that is, people who despite experienced dying once but still want to die.”

    Why does it sound like something is wrong?

    “This kind of person usually commits suicide for the second time by taking the same method as the first time, such as finding a higher building, a sharper knife, a stronger rope, more sleeping pills…”

    Goddess, are you having a problem? Stop giving so many examples.

    “In a word, they will not find a second method of suicide in such a short period of time.” Bai Xue concluded.

    “Wonderful!” Xiao Ming applauded.

    Wu Ge also nodded in agreement.

    Only Little Red Riding Hood wants to complain because you talk with such details, I can imagine the picture of those people.

    “Then… Brother Wolf who does suicide frequently, what are the various suicide methods?” Little Red Riding Hood humbly asked for advice.

    “This means that he has no reverence for life.” Wu Ge said suddenly.

    “Aren’t people who commit suicide generally tired of the world?” Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.

    “World-weariness and reverence for life are two different things.” Wu Ge said, “People are world-weary, which usually means that their lives are not happy, but this does not mean that they do not fear death.
On the contrary, it is precisely because they do not fear death that they will commit suicide after being tired of the world.
After a long struggle, they finally made the choice to commit suicide.”

    “If a person doesn’t fear death, then life and death have no meaning to him.
Living and dying are like whether he should eat steamed buns or plain buns for breakfast.” Wu Ge pointed to the buns on the plate.

    Little Red Riding Hood: ………………Brother Wolf, you are a pervert, right?

    The author has something to say: Brother Wolf: Yes, I am