Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Miaomiao spent hours, testing the combination and the best possible fusion results. He even made a list of desired skills and the recipe.

After the tedious preparation, he started gambling, mixing 10 system skills to create a unique skill, hoping to get the rarest skill on the list.

Unfortunately, the RNGesus hated him.

Ding

[You have created a new skill ”Papercut Swordsmanship ”.]

The ”Papercut Swordsmanship ” chance was 40% which was the highest. Meanwhile, Miaomiao ’s desired skill, Morphing Earth Swordsmanship, only had a 1.5 percentage chance.

Miaomiao lost the first gamble.

”Oh, well. It happened a lot when I played gacha games… ”

He tried again with another batch of skills.

Ding

[You have created a new skill ”Pollution Breathing Technique ”.]

The ultra-rare skill was Milky Way Breathing Technique, but Miaomiao got a weird skill again.

Still, he shrugged it off and continued gambling.

Ding

[You have created a new skill ”Urinating Strike ”.]

Ding

[You have created a new skill ”Irritating Eyelash Brushing Sword ”.]

”WHAT.THE.FUCK!? ”

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Skill Name: Papercut Swordsmanship

Skill Description: This swordsmanship allows you to wield papers as a sword. Any paper in your hands can become the deadliest weapon to … papercut someone.

Qi Consumption: One strand of Life Qi per second.

Activation Requirement: Circulate your Life Qi into any paper. It will be hard and sharp enough to cut a cultivator, probably.

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Skill Name: Pollution Breathing Technique

Skill Description: You can inhale air pollution, such as Carbon Dioxide, Carbon Monoxide, dust, pollen, gas, or hazardous air, and exhale out Oxygen. In another word, if you master this technique, you can become a tree!

Qi Consumption: One strand of Life Qi per second. Your health can deteriorate if you inhale too much pollution.

Activation Requirement: Be in a polluted area and you can use your lungs to filter the area for humanity.

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Skill Name: Urinating Strike